What is a REAL women.


If your a women, pinch yourself, did it hurt, well yep your real.
It doesn't matter if you can fit into your size 18's or 2's so this notion that real women have curves is a totally invalid point in natural selection.
This skinny-shaming movement was actually cooked up by a bunch of confused women who latched on ideas of feminism and totally took the ideology of equality and diversity the wrong way.
Now I would say I am a feminist, however i want a nose job and a boob job, don't call me a hypocrite because I'm not, the reason I'm a feminist is for equality, for the same rates of pay, to smash the glass ceiling, to get women into CEO positions and presidents and have the same equality in monetary values as men.
That doesn't not mean, I don't shave my legs, enjoy sex in only dominant positions (excuse the grafics) and want to marry a woman shave my hair and spit at any man that wolf whistles at me.
I loved big out of sex and the city, I shave my legs, I enjoy sex, I would like 5 children to a 7ft fireman, but I still want the same amount of money for doing the same work as a man would get.


Start As I Mean To Go On


So about a month ago, on the 17th of November I had a bit of an anxiety attack.
I had my first assignment in, the next day at 12pm and I needed 1000 more words out of a 1,500 report, I was on the phone to my mum telling her how much I hated the bureaucracy of university and the elitism behind relating studies and was really considering quitting, becoming a jobless idiot and sponging on a hateful Britain.
My main arguements to my mum were
  • Who the fuck is giving me a grade anyway? The government, the same government I want to change, was i milking it (especially at nine grand per year tuition fee) to then stab my country in its back and change the status quo.
  • Are the government fucking me over, they determine who gets the best grades and the best jobs and then we are forced to pay education back. Studying and university libraries should be free to all. 
  • If they are, I'm gonna be drowning in taxes by the time i get a secure and well paid job (over £50,000) all my hard work in university will be pissed away back to the government that i had to pay to get the education in the first place.
My conclusion was, I was gonna live in a tree and live off the land, declare myself dead and pay no taxes.
My mum persuaded me to SHUT THE FUCK UP, PULL MYSELF TOGETHER, and do my essay, to which my reply was, yeah but if I get a crap grade I was gonna quit University and set up the tanning business I had planned (I'm a perfectionist, and therefore I see anything below a 60% as a shit effort and a crap grade, as 60% is 10% away from a 1st class honours, I was aiming high for one nights worth of work).

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